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Mike: Hi Dan!
Dan: Hello, Mike! How’s life? I haven’t seen you for ages.
Mike: I’ve just come from my holiday in Spain.
Dan: Have you? Well, how was it? You don’t seem excited, do you?
Mike: No, I don’t! It was the worst holiday in my life.
Dan: Why? Did anything bad happen there?
Mike: Well, yes. First of all, we were supposed to stay at an all inclusive hotel «with excellent service», but on the very first day we discovered the shower leaked, and the food was awful.
Dan: Oh! I hope you didn’t fall ill there.
Mike: No, but it was like having prison food. And then the staff were rude, especially the manager. He could hardly speak English.
Dan: What about the weather? I wouldn’t call you tanned.
Mike: Good point! The weather was good at first, but then it started raining and it rained for almost a week! And when it didn’t rain, it was cloudy.
Dan: Poor you. At least you’re home now, safe and sound, aren’t you?..